








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4823 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2874 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1885 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,732,702 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moogster | 52% | 65 |
| #2 | martingamer73 | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | Addy | 50% | 44 |
| #4 | Alfie is a good | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | blyatro | 46% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | blyatro | 46% | 160 |
| #6 | Das Auto. | 46% | 250 |
| #7 | lirrics | 44% | 41 |
| #8 | del monte | 43% | 146 |
| #9 | Danetech | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | del monte | 28 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Das Auto. | 25 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | blyatro | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Moogster | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Addy | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blyatro | 690 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #2 | del monte | 493 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Das Auto. | 201 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Moogster | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Addy | 122 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | martingamer73 | +1.77 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | Das Auto. | +0.65 | 82 | 47 |
| #3 | cReamy | +0.59 | 83 | 66 |
| #4 | blyatro | +0.57 | 73 | 74 |
| #5 | Addy | -0.06 | 64 | 61 |





