








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1360 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1529 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 978 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1252 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,700 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arabidopsis | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | キラ・ヤマト | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | kevinryt | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | チルノ | 55% | 85 |
| #5 | 犬井いぬい | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rex | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | チルノ | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | kevinryt | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Sora Ginko | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | 犬井いぬい | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rex | 707 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #2 | Sora Ginko | 391 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | チルノ | 256 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | kevinryt | 175 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | 犬井いぬい | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チルノ | +4.93 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Arabidopsis | +2.76 | 61 | 53 |
| #3 | 犬井いぬい | +2.42 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | Titor | +0.83 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ Pancake | +0.71 | 38 | 39 |





