








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1105 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 739 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1264 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $274,924 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | キラ・ヤマト | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | kevinryt | 55% | 60 |
| #3 | TUBA | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Titor | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Sora Ginko | 52% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora Ginko | 428 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Rex | 427 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | チルノ | 332 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | kevinryt | 212 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Titor | 99 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チルノ | +3.36 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | 犬井いぬい | +2.10 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | kevinryt | +0.24 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | Titor | -0.27 | 71 | 51 |
| #5 | Tab1e | -1.69 | 71 | 49 |





