








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4659 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5508 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 4217 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,519 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | キラ・ヤマト | 58% | 60 |
| #2 | kevinryt | 53% | 131 |
| #3 | チルノ | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | 犬井いぬい | 52% | 89 |
| #5 | Sora Ginko | 50% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ Pancake | 35% | 51 |
| #14 | REDLS9 | 31% | 26 |
| #15 | why haruhikage | 13% | 24 |
| #16 | Blackhand | 11% | 27 |
| #17 | Almtan | 9% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チルノ | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Sora Ginko | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Saekano | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | kevinryt | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Titor | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sora Ginko | 1132 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | チルノ | 703 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | kevinryt | 437 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Titor | 391 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | 犬井いぬい | 227 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チルノ | +4.58 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | 犬井いぬい | +2.51 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Arabidopsis | +1.44 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | kevinryt | +0.75 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | Titor | +0.21 | 71 | 55 |





