








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 492 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2463 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3048 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,822 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REDLS9 | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | 犬井いぬい | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Titor | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | kevinryt | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Saekano | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ Pancake | 46% | 133 |
| #8 | チルノ | 45% | 105 |
| #9 | Rex | 45% | 119 |
| #10 | Arabidopsis | 44% | 244 |
| #11 | Steven S. Lumetta | 44% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steven S. Lumetta | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Arabidopsis | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ⫍ ⃢ ⫎ Pancake | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Rex | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | チルノ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rex | 737 | 0.31 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sora Ginko | 586 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #3 | Steven S. Lumetta | 566 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | Arabidopsis | 386 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | チルノ | 355 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チルノ | +3.66 | 81 | 58 |
| #2 | 犬井いぬい | +3.12 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Titor | +1.51 | 65 | 55 |
| #4 | Arabidopsis | +1.47 | 54 | 50 |
| #5 | REDLS9 | +0.65 | 60 | 36 |





