








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1925 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1611 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 758 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 216 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,700 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luigi mangione | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | playguy carter | 47% | 94 |
| #4 | NBA YungSlatt | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Schaef | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | +3.35 | 54 | 56 |
| #2 | Schaef | +2.23 | 74 | 24 |
| #3 | dj beanflick | +1.05 | 39 | 45 |
| #4 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | +0.47 | 39 | 74 |
| #5 | playguy carter | -0.73 | 51 | 41 |





