








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1678 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2391 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2859 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2857 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,994 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | k0ijjari.- | 61% | 18 |
| #8 | bedazi | 61% | 36 |
| #9 | SamppaLinna | 60% | 48 |
| #10 | Mansikka | 59% | 88 |
| #11 | Sakarikaulaote | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uolevi | 165 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | c0dex97 | 148 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 147 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sakarikaulaote | 94 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | SamppaLinna | 93 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +5.24 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Turvakypärä Samuel | +1.19 | 59 | 69 |
| #3 | bedazi | +0.82 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | SamppaLinna | +0.68 | 55 | 66 |
| #5 | Tukezu | +0.33 | 67 | 68 |





