








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 569 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5418 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6267 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5832 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6478 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5564 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,031,784 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 870 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jose arcadio morales | 56% | 116 |
| #2 | Kurośmiornica | 52% | 400 |
| #3 | machu_pichu | 51% | 133 |
| #4 | mlody sarmata | 51% | 214 |
| #5 | Dziadyga | 50% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | osiemano | 49% | 72 |
| #9 | RuszoffyRzulf | 47% | 57 |
| #10 | Andrzej Kostka | 46% | 65 |
| #11 | lacki | 44% | 72 |
| #12 | marcinek_zlb | 44% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurośmiornica | 30 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | nie ma yoya w domu | 17 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | machu_pichu | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | mlody sarmata | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | lacki | 7 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nie ma yoya w domu | 914 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kurośmiornica | 672 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #3 | mlody sarmata | 466 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | machu_pichu | 319 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | jose arcadio morales | 312 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lacki | +2.51 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | Klarafa | +0.73 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | jose arcadio morales | +0.69 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | osiemano | +0.68 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Kurośmiornica | +0.56 | 44 | 58 |





