








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2640 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1702 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2897 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,431,236 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jose arcadio morales | 58% | 79 |
| #2 | Klarafa | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | machu_pichu | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | Kurośmiornica | 52% | 197 |
| #5 | nie ma yoya w domu | 51% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurośmiornica | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | K!sio | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | nie ma yoya w domu | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Słasiej | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | jose arcadio morales | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K!sio | 510 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | nie ma yoya w domu | 449 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | Kurośmiornica | 343 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | jose arcadio morales | 204 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | machu_pichu | 135 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klarafa | +1.96 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | jose arcadio morales | +1.49 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | K!sio | +1.26 | 49 | 60 |
| #4 | Kurośmiornica | +1.12 | 42 | 59 |
| #5 | Słasiej | +0.75 | 50 | 60 |





