








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2408 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 940 | 35% |
| Smokes | 548 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 642 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 556 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,920 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CryingFox | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | ♥Li3ntji3♥ | 87% | 15 |
| #3 | _Hiru | 80% | 15 |
| #4 | WFN | Fallenfps | 64% | 22 |
| #5 | DieVleisMango | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ! Wan | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | Gully | 52% | 84 |
| #11 | ♚i5-𝘙𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 | 50% | 10 |
| #12 | B R O L O X banditcamp.com | 50% | 12 |
| #13 | Chesterfield | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gully | 12 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Amyzing | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | ! Wan | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | _Hiru | 4 | 0.0126 |
| #5 | Minesme | 4 | 0.0136 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gully | 277 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | WFN | Fallenfps | 125 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | ! Wan | 121 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #4 | Minesme | 60 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Amyzing | 55 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♚i5-𝘙𝘦𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 | +4.52 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | CryingFox | +3.74 | 81 | 68 |
| #3 | _Hiru | +3.27 | 80 | 43 |
| #4 | B R O L O X banditcamp.com | +3.18 | 88 | 53 |
| #5 | ! Wan | +3.16 | 91 | 74 |





