








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2610 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2126 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1665 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1709 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,278,726 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Allock | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | ehopk80 | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | Bubbz | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | Framton Nuttel | 49% | 174 |
| #5 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 47% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ductt4pek4v 6k | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | pierre | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Framton Nuttel | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Bubbz | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 467 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Charels | 431 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #3 | Framton Nuttel | 278 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ductt4pek4v 6k | 190 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | pierre | 174 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoggoneAtom2568 | +3.91 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | lucky | +1.75 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | Framton Nuttel | +1.01 | 76 | 50 |
| #4 | Charels | -0.42 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | pierre | -1.22 | 49 | 68 |





