








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,600 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 608 | 23% |
| Smokes | 515 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 707 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 770 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,817 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ₥₳₦1₭ | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Menyerang Goslings | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | bazsy | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | fella | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | Pofi | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | MarXsman | 43% | 7 |
| #15 | papi | 42% | 12 |
| #16 | cawpy | 42% | 12 |
| #17 | stepaa | 17% | 6 |
| #18 | M4n1aK | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stepaa | +3.70 | 81 | 45 |
| #2 | 𝘄 𝟭 𝗖 𝗞 𝗘 𝗗 | +3.63 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | MarXsman | +3.46 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | papi | +2.39 | 75 | 81 |
| #5 | M4n1aK | +2.29 | 83 | 72 |





