








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 639 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 506 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4295 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4632 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5050 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3752 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,728,948 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LakuLehma | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | KarmoS | 51% | 534 |
| #3 | oliver | 46% | 84 |
| #4 | Rsms | 44% | 224 |
| #5 | Prostoloog | 44% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LakuLehma | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | KarmoS | 51% | 534 |
| #3 | oliver | 46% | 84 |
| #4 | Rsms | 44% | 224 |
| #5 | Prostoloog | 44% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prostoloog | 47 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | KarmoS | 35 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | oliver | 30 | 0.0164 |
| #4 | Rsms | 29 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | LakuLehma | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarmoS | 715 | 0.06 | 18 min |
| #2 | LakuLehma | 163 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Prostoloog | 149 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | oliver | 137 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Rsms | 132 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarmoS | +2.21 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | +0.88 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | LakuLehma | -1.07 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | -2.00 | 47 | 32 |
| #5 | oliver | -2.35 | 31 | 51 |





