








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 573 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3454 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4529 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4637 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3871 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,679,443 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LakuLehma | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | 51% | 534 |
| #3 | oliver | 47% | 73 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | 44% | 211 |
| #5 | Rsms | 44% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LakuLehma | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | 51% | 534 |
| #3 | oliver | 47% | 73 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | 44% | 211 |
| #5 | Rsms | 44% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vikatimees | 59 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Prostoloog | 41 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Rsms | 29 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | oliver | 28 | 0.0176 |
| #5 | LakuLehma | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vikatimees | 1465 | 0.13 | 41 min |
| #2 | LakuLehma | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Prostoloog | 146 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rsms | 134 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | oliver | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarmoS | +2.10 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | +0.81 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | LakuLehma | -1.01 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | -1.99 | 47 | 31 |
| #5 | oliver | -2.53 | 33 | 51 |





