








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 777 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1081 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 896 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 996 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,413 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rsms | 47% | 74 |
| #2 | KarmoS | 47% | 73 |
| #3 | Vikatimees | 46% | 84 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rsms | 47% | 74 |
| #2 | KarmoS | 47% | 73 |
| #3 | Vikatimees | 46% | 84 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prostoloog | 23 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | 20 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | Rsms | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | KarmoS | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vikatimees | 259 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | KarmoS | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Prostoloog | 73 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rsms | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarmoS | +4.46 | 70 | 62 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | +2.13 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | Prostoloog | -1.15 | 48 | 34 |
| #4 | oliver | -1.60 | 34 | 51 |
| #5 | Rsms | -3.86 | 26 | 34 |





