








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 407 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2024 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1900 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1803 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,791 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oliver | 47% | 74 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | 44% | 224 |
| #3 | Prostoloog | 44% | 202 |
| #4 | KarmoS | 44% | 216 |
| #5 | LakuLehma | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oliver | 47% | 74 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | 44% | 224 |
| #3 | Prostoloog | 44% | 202 |
| #4 | KarmoS | 44% | 216 |
| #5 | LakuLehma | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prostoloog | 38 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | 36 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | oliver | 28 | 0.0171 |
| #4 | KarmoS | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | LakuLehma | 4 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vikatimees | 606 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | KarmoS | 295 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Prostoloog | 142 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | oliver | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | LakuLehma | 94 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KarmoS | +3.20 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | Vikatimees | +2.06 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | LakuLehma | -1.50 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | Prostoloog | -1.80 | 46 | 30 |
| #5 | oliver | -2.12 | 32 | 51 |





