








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2612 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2057 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1561 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2110 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $624,885 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamila | 66% | 35 |
| #2 | krisi | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | EuraS ☠ | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Pr0feska | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | KAZI lft | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | krisi | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | EuraS ☠ | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Pr0feska | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | KAZI lft | 51% | 71 |
| #6 | smoly | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAZI lft | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Kamila | 5 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | smoly | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | EuraS ☠ | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Pr0feska | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAZI lft | 168 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | smoly | 128 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pr0feska | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kamila | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | krisi | 29 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0feska | +1.28 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Plaplit | +0.95 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | KAZI lft | +0.64 | 82 | 53 |
| #4 | krisi | +0.33 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | EuraS ☠ | -0.08 | 88 | 54 |





