








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1454 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2114 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1135 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1850 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 811 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,706 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Struck | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | James.uK | 48% | 56 |
| #3 | exie | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | cripto_MAN | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Leetab1x | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | exie | 46% | 39 |
| #4 | cripto_MAN | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | Leetab1x | 41% | 32 |
| #6 | Dixie Normus | 38% | 13 |
| #7 | miSm | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | miSm | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | exie | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Dixie Normus | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | 241 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | miSm | 182 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Leetab1x | 136 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | exie | 101 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Struck | 58 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | +2.91 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | exie | +0.13 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | cripto_MAN | -0.24 | 36 | 44 |
| #4 | Leetab1x | -0.48 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | miSm | -0.80 | 70 | 73 |





