








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8528 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7327 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4882 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4493 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,550,357 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exie | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | exie v2 | 53% | 219 |
| #3 | Struck | 52% | 124 |
| #4 | Leetab1x | 52% | 186 |
| #5 | miSm | 52% | 328 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | miSm | 52% | 328 |
| #6 | cripto_MAN | 51% | 84 |
| #7 | astonex | 49% | 169 |
| #8 | Chance | 48% | 56 |
| #9 | t0m.uk | 43% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miSm | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | exie v2 | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | astonex | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Leetab1x | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | cripto_MAN | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miSm | 1085 | 0.16 | 34 min |
| #2 | exie v2 | 940 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #3 | Leetab1x | 810 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #4 | astonex | 738 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #5 | Struck | 387 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | +1.81 | 62 | 70 |
| #2 | exie | +1.63 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | exie v2 | +0.60 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | astonex | +0.14 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | miSm | -0.58 | 70 | 73 |





