








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1204 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1838 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1160 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1264 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,411 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Struck | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | astonex | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Leetab1x | 64% | 39 |
| #4 | James.uK | 62% | 60 |
| #5 | t0m.uk | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | James.uK | 62% | 60 |
| #5 | t0m.uk | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | cripto_MAN | 49% | 53 |
| #7 | Chance | 46% | 39 |
| #8 | miSm | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cripto_MAN | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Chance | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | James.uK | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | miSm | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Leetab1x | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | 242 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Leetab1x | 172 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | miSm | 143 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Chance | 135 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | astonex | 76 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | +2.61 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | astonex | +1.56 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | exie | +1.43 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | cripto_MAN | +0.28 | 38 | 51 |
| #5 | Struck | -0.24 | 73 | 59 |





