








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1060 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5623 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6516 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4605 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3783 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,473,600 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | astonex | 55% | 106 |
| #2 | exie v2 | 54% | 158 |
| #3 | ThatGuy | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | James.uK | 52% | 328 |
| #5 | Struck | 51% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | cripto_MAN | 46% | 67 |
| #9 | Season | 44% | 54 |
| #10 | exie | 44% | 39 |
| #11 | t0m.uk | 41% | 39 |
| #12 | Chance | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | astonex | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | exie v2 | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Leetab1x | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Season | 4 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | 1637 | 0.24 | 47 min |
| #2 | exie v2 | 667 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | astonex | 478 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #4 | Leetab1x | 470 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | Struck | 286 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James.uK | +2.08 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | exie v2 | +1.07 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | exie | +0.77 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | empyrean | +0.33 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | astonex | +0.16 | 78 | 68 |





