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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 34 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 29% |
| Smokes | 294 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 550 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 460 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $264,791 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Flair | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | omg gamer girl | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | AscenD | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | KILLACAM | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | Flair | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | omg gamer girl | 65% | 23 |
| #4 | AscenD | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | KILLACAM | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 4 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Flair | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLACAM | 89 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | Flair | 69 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | AscenD | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | omg gamer girl | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Billy | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | +4.67 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | KILLACAM | +2.63 | 67 | 76 |
| #3 | june | +0.29 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | omg gamer girl | +0.04 | 45 | 42 |
| #5 | AscenD | -0.60 | 46 | 41 |





