








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2116 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1510 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1511 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1783 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,498,362 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omg gamer girl | 74% | 34 |
| #2 | doakes | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | Flair | 72% | 83 |
| #4 | KILLACAM | 64% | 45 |
| #5 | AscenD | 63% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☕ | 483 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #2 | ジャッキー | 243 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Flair | 213 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | KILLACAM | 201 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sandvich | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | +4.57 | 76 | 71 |
| #2 | KILLACAM | +2.88 | 76 | 75 |
| #3 | heck | +2.51 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | dexa! | +2.12 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | ジャッキー | +1.85 | 75 | 58 |





