








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,610 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2706 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2479 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1931 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2494 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,994 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omg gamer girl | 78% | 37 |
| #2 | doakes | 72% | 29 |
| #3 | Billy | 72% | 83 |
| #4 | say | 72% | 50 |
| #5 | scry | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KILLACAM | 64% | 76 |
| #9 | Rose | 62% | 21 |
| #10 | AscenD | 61% | 153 |
| #11 | coob | 59% | 27 |
| #12 | Galaxy | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | AscenD | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | fekarei | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | june | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | scry | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KILLACAM | 319 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | AscenD | 150 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | fekarei | 139 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Billy | 105 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | doakes | 95 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | +4.03 | 78 | 70 |
| #2 | KILLACAM | +2.43 | 74 | 76 |
| #3 | Rose | +1.22 | 73 | 50 |
| #4 | say | +0.81 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | fekarei | +0.13 | 61 | 60 |





