








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 871 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1515 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 782 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1440 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,057 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | 78% | 37 |
| #2 | Billy | 74% | 34 |
| #3 | AscenD | 72% | 39 |
| #4 | june | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | doakes | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | AscenD | 72% | 39 |
| #4 | june | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | doakes | 58% | 24 |
| #6 | KILLACAM | 57% | 14 |
| #7 | lmt tstr | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | AscenD | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Flair | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | june | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | 100 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | doakes | 94 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | KILLACAM | 85 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | june | 51 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | AscenD | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | +5.15 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | KILLACAM | +2.36 | 55 | 74 |
| #3 | AscenD | +1.90 | 42 | 49 |
| #4 | lmt tstr | +1.81 | 65 | 53 |
| #5 | Billy | -0.07 | 57 | 37 |





