








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5583 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4724 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2935 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3582 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,510,535 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 672 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | 64% | 76 |
| #2 | Billy | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | Rose | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | scry | 57% | 102 |
| #5 | veeR | 57% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | coob | 55% | 22 |
| #9 | say | 54% | 180 |
| #10 | fekarei | 54% | 26 |
| #11 | AscenD | 51% | 102 |
| #12 | D3yko | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | say | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | scry | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Rose | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Billy | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | say | 364 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | scry | 357 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | ∩ (◣_◢) ∩ | 201 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Flair | 194 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | AscenD | 99 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flair | +3.65 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | KILLACAM | +2.13 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Rose | +1.79 | 80 | 58 |
| #4 | say | +0.38 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | D3yko | +0.12 | 65 | 52 |





