








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1630 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1099 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 397 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 417 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,466 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iToCcHaN* | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | lanZGod | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | LeoLMH | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | IO.Exception | 46% | 87 |
| #5 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 45% | 38 |
| #6 | IO.Supreme Leader | 45% | 170 |
| #7 | Big Chest nugget | 44% | 79 |
| #8 | Ra1n | 44% | 108 |
| #9 | IO.meowmeow | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Exception | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | IO.Supreme Leader | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Ra1n | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Big Chest nugget | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Supreme Leader | 722 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ra1n | 389 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | Big Chest nugget | 338 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | IO.Exception | 205 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | IO.meowmeow | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeoLMH | +4.16 | 82 | 46 |
| #2 | lanZGod | +4.04 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | Ra1n | +3.12 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | iToCcHaN* | +2.69 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | IO.Exception | +0.52 | 64 | 59 |





