








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,392 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2033 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1275 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1811 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1273 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,027 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cong | 44% | 79 |
| #2 | IO.Exception | 42% | 92 |
| #3 | Ra1n | 41% | 111 |
| #4 | lanZGod | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | IO.Supreme Leader | 40% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lanZGod | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | IO.Supreme Leader | 40% | 136 |
| #6 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 38% | 32 |
| #7 | LeoLMH | 36% | 11 |
| #8 | IO.meowmeow | 32% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Exception | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | IO.Supreme Leader | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | cong | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Ra1n | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | IO.meowmeow | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Supreme Leader | 536 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | cong | 367 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ra1n | 363 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | IO.Exception | 261 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | IO.meowmeow | 72 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | +3.70 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | LeoLMH | +3.48 | 84 | 40 |
| #3 | lanZGod | +2.66 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | IO.Exception | +0.90 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | IO.Supreme Leader | -1.34 | 62 | 56 |





