








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2887 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2851 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1169 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,503 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 641641641 | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | iToCcHaN* | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | lanZGod | 52% | 48 |
| #4 | LeoLMH | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | IO.Exception | 49% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Exception | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | cong | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | IO.Supreme Leader | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | IO.meowmeow | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Supreme Leader | 823 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | Big Chest nugget | 540 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | cong | 491 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #4 | IO.Exception | 363 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | iToCcHaN* | 234 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | +3.63 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | iToCcHaN* | +3.51 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | LeoLMH | +1.59 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | lanZGod | +0.85 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | IO.Exception | +0.40 | 66 | 54 |





