








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1578 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1803 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2169 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1833 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,353 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeoLMH | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | lanZGod | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Ra1n | 49% | 167 |
| #4 | iToCcHaN* | 47% | 36 |
| #5 | cong | 46% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | cong | 46% | 87 |
| #6 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 44% | 73 |
| #7 | Big Chest nugget | 42% | 92 |
| #8 | IO.Supreme Leader | 41% | 163 |
| #9 | IO.meowmeow | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | cong | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | IO.Supreme Leader | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Big Chest nugget | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Supreme Leader | 591 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Big Chest nugget | 499 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ra1n | 498 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | cong | 424 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #5 | iToCcHaN* | 209 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iToCcHaN* | +3.79 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Ra1n | +3.55 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | LeoLMH | +3.02 | 74 | 42 |
| #4 | lanZGod | +2.61 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | IO.Exception | +0.56 | 67 | 54 |





