








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3933 | 48% |
| Smokes | 2138 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1808 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 282 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,909 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeoLMH | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | lanZGod | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | iToCcHaN* | 46% | 24 |
| #4 | cong | 45% | 170 |
| #5 | Ra1n | 43% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ra1n | 43% | 206 |
| #6 | IO.Exception | 41% | 163 |
| #7 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 41% | 64 |
| #8 | IO.meowmeow | 41% | 116 |
| #9 | Big Chest nugget | 40% | 136 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IO.Exception | 12 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Ra1n | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | cong | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | 你觉得草里有提莫 | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | IO.meowmeow | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cong | 720 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ra1n | 641 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Big Chest nugget | 635 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #4 | IO.Exception | 419 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #5 | IO.meowmeow | 205 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | +3.63 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | iToCcHaN* | +3.42 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | LeoLMH | +3.40 | 79 | 49 |
| #4 | lanZGod | +2.59 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | IO.Exception | +0.32 | 66 | 56 |





