








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1806 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2550 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1814 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2490 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,363,153 of utility $235 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 608 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yannick | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | Knöppi01 | 64% | 56 |
| #3 | megalopolik | 61% | 57 |
| #4 | wsly | 61% | 46 |
| #5 | Erosive | 59% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erosive | +5.54 | 92 | 62 |
| #2 | megalopolik | +5.12 | 94 | 67 |
| #3 | Yannick | +4.24 | 87 | 63 |
| #4 | Telen😳 | +3.49 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Knöppi01 | +1.97 | 88 | 66 |





