








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 557 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5907 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9057 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7117 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5976 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4841 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,414,213 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 44% | 45 |
| #6 | DUDE | 43% | 67 |
| #7 | Dosch | 42% | 33 |
| #8 | Rammo ya salamE | 40% | 58 |
| #9 | GingaNinja | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DUDE | 243 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Kung Fu Kenny | 123 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | 107 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Anton.exe | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rammo ya salamE | 96 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᵗᵇᵒᵒᵐ | +2.19 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Kung Fu Kenny | +1.63 | 72 | 57 |
| #3 | J.KOB | +1.57 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | Dino | +0.74 | 42 | 64 |
| #5 | DUDE | +0.17 | 72 | 62 |





