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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4476 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3483 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5470 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4594 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $773,978 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | 93% | 45 |
| #2 | Nacas | 93% | 42 |
| #3 | insanedevice | 90% | 40 |
| #4 | so | 90% | 50 |
| #5 | みこ'^' | 90% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | みこ'^' | 15 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | 차카니 | 10 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | ✪ Versace | 10 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | https://*****community.com/profi | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | SsUNo | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +4.96 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | みこ'^' | +4.86 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | ✪ Versace | +3.69 | 87 | 53 |
| #4 | insanedevice | +3.14 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | OoOoOoOOOOOOOOOooo | +3.12 | 86 | 65 |





