








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2939 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2205 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2098 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3657 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,776,697 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 735 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRXNASTY | 96% | 28 |
| #2 | kc^ | 95% | 42 |
| #3 | sus | 95% | 38 |
| #4 | Nacas | 91% | 127 |
| #5 | 21/11/22 | 90% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Pocat | 82% | 34 |
| #15 | 벨튀범도화가 | 81% | 32 |
| #16 | so | 81% | 154 |
| #17 | kan4deS | 81% | 31 |
| #18 | putala | 80% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Versace | 35 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | 차카니 | 18 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | 고양이장수 | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | EPC | 7 | 0.0135 |
| #5 | so | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | so | 512 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | putala | 346 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Nacas | 249 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | 고양이장수 | 220 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | 차카니 | 211 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 차카니 | +6.03 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | みこ'^' | +5.61 | 94 | 56 |
| #3 | EPC | +5.22 | 89 | 69 |
| #4 | R | +4.62 | 90 | 71 |
| #5 | Nacas | +3.86 | 90 | 53 |





