








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2773 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2215 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1641 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1463 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1422 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,598 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | denziN | 53% | 153 |
| #6 | kenZera | 50% | 272 |
| #7 | MeR | 47% | 182 |
| #8 | Cotey | 42% | 98 |
| #9 | ✪ PdQn ๑ﭥ | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | MeR | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | denziN | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | kiwijord | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ✪ PdQn ๑ﭥ | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | +4.20 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | foot | +2.94 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | kiwijord | +1.74 | 82 | 78 |
| #4 | Juice | +0.58 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | magik | +0.44 | 86 | 49 |





