








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6231 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5382 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5061 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4491 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,514 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | denziN | 55% | 150 |
| #6 | kenZera | 54% | 255 |
| #7 | MeR | 50% | 193 |
| #8 | ✪ PdQn ๑ﭥ | 48% | 82 |
| #9 | Cotey | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | MeR | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Juice | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | denziN | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | magik | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | +3.43 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | foot | +2.94 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | kiwijord | +2.79 | 85 | 74 |
| #4 | magik | +1.37 | 88 | 50 |
| #5 | Juice | +0.46 | 70 | 53 |





