








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4224 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4962 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5847 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5007 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,381,595 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 354 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | kenZera | 50% | 455 |
| #6 | kiwijord | 50% | 193 |
| #7 | Juice | 47% | 182 |
| #8 | Cotey | 44% | 338 |
| #9 | ✪ PdQn ๑ﭥ | 41% | 192 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cotey | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | kenZera | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ✪ PdQn ๑ﭥ | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | denziN | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | kiwijord | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | 1811 | 0.20 | 50 min |
| #2 | Cotey | 1368 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #3 | kiwijord | 888 | 0.24 | 27 min |
| #4 | denziN | 585 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | Juice | 571 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | +4.07 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | foot | +3.67 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | kiwijord | +2.71 | 84 | 73 |
| #4 | magik | +1.12 | 88 | 46 |
| #5 | Juice | +0.60 | 69 | 54 |





