








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7708 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7416 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5202 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5026 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,280,622 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | denziN | 51% | 396 |
| #6 | Juice | 50% | 272 |
| #7 | MeR | 50% | 455 |
| #8 | Cotey | 47% | 314 |
| #9 | ✪ PdQn ๑ﭥ | 42% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cotey | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | MeR | 17 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Juice | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | denziN | 8 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | kiwijord | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kenZera | +3.93 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | foot | +3.18 | 86 | 58 |
| #3 | kiwijord | +2.34 | 84 | 75 |
| #4 | Juice | +0.58 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | magik | +0.49 | 87 | 47 |





