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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4939 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 1156 matches | ||
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 33 different maps





Our logs show 149 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
24323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 93,921 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26051 | 28% |
| Smokes | 19688 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 29660 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 18522 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,227,768 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werd | 22 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Yayo | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | LethalWMD | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Coach714 | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Vassoio | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werd | 4944 | 0.33 | 130 min |
| #2 | Yayo | 1040 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | 755 | 0.21 | 17 min |
| #4 | LethalWMD | 612 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #5 | Coach714 | 416 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yayo | +1.94 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | werd | +1.26 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | FoXTroZT | +0.71 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | stormK | +0.57 | 48 | 75 |
| #5 | Vassoio | +0.11 | 68 | 54 |





