








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 992 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 394 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




387 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2956 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1872 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1397 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,851,199 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeeYesGo | 63% | 63 |
| #2 | Manpoints69 | 60% | 97 |
| #3 | Ghostie-Kun | 59% | 96 |
| #4 | denial off the galaxy gas | 48% | 240 |
| #5 | stickytip42 | 47% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denial off the galaxy gas | 60 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | butterscotch | 55 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | 黑暗幽灵 | 35 | 0.0185 |
| #4 | Ghostie-Kun | 29 | 0.0158 |
| #5 | stickytip42 | 26 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stickytip42 | 500 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | denial off the galaxy gas | 477 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | butterscotch | 191 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | 黑暗幽灵 | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | cotovelo | 180 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cotovelo | +3.07 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | Manpoints69 | +2.56 | 50 | 55 |
| #3 | Ghostie-Kun | +2.31 | 47 | 31 |
| #4 | SeeYesGo | +1.81 | 55 | 6 |
| #5 | stickytip42 | +1.15 | 43 | 50 |





