








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




279 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5548 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7344 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6252 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5718 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4824 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,715,209 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuriyani | 60% | 45 |
| #2 | wgns | 56% | 79 |
| #3 | SeeYesGo | 53% | 254 |
| #4 | alexsntsv | 52% | 86 |
| #5 | Manpoints69 | 52% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 黑暗幽灵 | 43% | 104 |
| #10 | denial off the galaxy gas | 43% | 210 |
| #11 | ToriiiFTP ♡ | 37% | 65 |
| #12 | tha chubbsta | 37% | 103 |
| #13 | Hot Dad Bulge | 30% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeeYesGo | 53 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | tha chubbsta | 52 | 0.0260 |
| #3 | denial off the galaxy gas | 45 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | Dilemma | 41 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | 黑暗幽灵 | 32 | 0.0157 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denial off the galaxy gas | 524 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Dilemma | 494 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | 黑暗幽灵 | 264 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Manpoints69 | 221 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | wgns | 216 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kuriyani | +7.68 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | alexsntsv | +2.85 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | Ghostie-Kun | +1.86 | 53 | 37 |
| #4 | wgns | +1.76 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | Manpoints69 | +1.49 | 44 | 55 |





