








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 464 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7937 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6337 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5645 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5920 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,603,077 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 326 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lacinth | 69% | 45 |
| #2 | pr1me | 55% | 428 |
| #3 | bamBOAT | 55% | 141 |
| #4 | KRM | 54% | 265 |
| #5 | FlaX0 | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | VHypntC | 53% | 142 |
| #7 | ChriS' | 52% | 52 |
| #8 | Aslan40 ☾✰ | 51% | 137 |
| #9 | twiggo | 47% | 43 |
| #10 | Magsii | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pr1me | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Lacinth | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | KRM | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | FlaX0 | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | bamBOAT | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KRM | 1187 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | pr1me | 1022 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #3 | Aslan40 ☾✰ | 376 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | VHypntC | 234 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | bamBOAT | 234 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChriS' | +2.82 | 91 | 47 |
| #2 | Lacinth | +2.28 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | Knigge | +1.44 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | twiggo | +1.24 | 86 | 48 |
| #5 | pr1me | +0.93 | 84 | 60 |





