








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1658 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1857 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2107 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2014 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,950 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3amo ADRN | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | .mETHy | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | xnb | 59% | 74 |
| #4 | twiggo | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | VHypntC | 59% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knigge | 18 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | 3amo ADRN | 10 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | twiggo | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | xnb | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | QRY | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knigge | 490 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | 3amo ADRN | 191 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | xnb | 189 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | VHypntC | 165 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | twiggo | 140 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiggo | +2.36 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Knigge | +2.14 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | .mETHy | +1.12 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | QRY | +1.08 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | 3amo ADRN | +0.86 | 79 | 79 |





