








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4119 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3306 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3148 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2669 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,017 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VHypntC | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | bamBOAT | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | pr1me | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | rog | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Knigge | 51% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | universe | 47% | 58 |
| #8 | twiggo | 46% | 48 |
| #9 | ♛SnAx♛ | 40% | 25 |
| #10 | .mETHy | 38% | 29 |
| #11 | QRY | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knigge | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ♛SnAx♛ | 7 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | .mETHy | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | universe | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | KRM | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knigge | 508 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | KRM | 272 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | rog | 207 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #4 | universe | 164 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | pr1me | 144 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twiggo | +4.31 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | Knigge | +2.63 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | bamBOAT | +1.33 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | pr1me | +0.80 | 85 | 59 |
| #5 | rog | +0.56 | 72 | 54 |





