








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 820 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4440 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3782 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3108 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3551 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3492 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,093,383 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | electrize | 55% | 69 |
| #2 | freddieeeee | 52% | 64 |
| #3 | fightgurke | 47% | 92 |
| #4 | ✪ReFoXzZ | 46% | 28 |
| #5 | -poza- | 44% | 340 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -poza- | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | El_Jefe | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | electrize | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | freddieeeee | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | SchafElite | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -poza- | 1203 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #2 | fightgurke | 494 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #3 | freddieeeee | 364 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | SchafElite | 304 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | El_Jefe | 199 | 0.03 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | electrize | +1.88 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | fightgurke | +1.84 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | -poza- | +1.07 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | freddieeeee | +0.71 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | ✪ReFoXzZ | +0.33 | 64 | 58 |





