








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2712 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2692 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2063 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1994 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1608 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $939,677 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็ | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | Jared.GG | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | bORB | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Loki Fire | 44% | 246 |
| #5 | ADrxgon | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | RD_Shadow | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | Jenna Tolls | 42% | 170 |
| #8 | Harloh | 40% | 73 |
| #9 | RD Sniper | 38% | 63 |
| #10 | KZoldyck | 28% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RD Sniper | 17 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Loki Fire | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Jenna Tolls | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | ็ | 13 | 0.0152 |
| #5 | bORB | 8 | 0.0174 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jenna Tolls | 642 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | Loki Fire | 343 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Harloh | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | ็ | 163 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | RD Sniper | 145 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็ | +4.41 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | RD Sniper | +3.69 | 68 | 45 |
| #3 | Loki Fire | +1.27 | 62 | 43 |
| #4 | ADrxgon | +1.15 | 87 | 32 |
| #5 | Fappaa | +0.74 | 68 | 58 |





