








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1505 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10104 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8266 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3776 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5667 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,609,720 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 593 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bORB | 58% | 97 |
| #2 | Jared.GG | 57% | 88 |
| #3 | DabCat.Dior | 50% | 330 |
| #4 | XSaber9298 | 49% | 177 |
| #5 | Loki Fire | 47% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | null | 46% | 63 |
| #8 | ADrxgon | 46% | 105 |
| #9 | Sn0w | 44% | 59 |
| #10 | Jenna Tolls | 40% | 97 |
| #11 | Fappaa | 38% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DabCat.Dior | 32 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | ADrxgon | 23 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Jenna Tolls | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | bORB | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | Fappaa | 7 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DabCat.Dior | 439 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | Loki Fire | 409 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jenna Tolls | 319 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | XSaber9298 | 262 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | ADrxgon | 222 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DabCat.Dior | +2.48 | 73 | 52 |
| #2 | RD Sniper | +2.08 | 70 | 53 |
| #3 | ADrxgon | +1.08 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | Sn0w | +0.55 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | Loki Fire | -0.04 | 54 | 46 |





