








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2981 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2986 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4946 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4766 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,491 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 274 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RD Sniper | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Loki Fire | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Fappaa | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | SlipknotTHA | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ็ | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็ | +5.06 | 71 | 58 |
| #2 | RD Sniper | +3.31 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | Fappaa | +2.14 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | Loki Fire | +1.43 | 54 | 46 |
| #5 | Jared.GG | +0.62 | 63 | 54 |





