








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
688 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 573 | 21% |
| Smokes | 978 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 379 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 757 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,413 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rock | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Marson.exe | 66% | 67 |
| #3 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 66% | 61 |
| #4 | Gubi.sh | 64% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rock | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Marson.exe | 66% | 67 |
| #3 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 66% | 61 |
| #4 | Gubi.sh | 64% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marson.exe | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Gubi.sh | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | 478 | 0.35 | 15 min |
| #2 | Marson.exe | 399 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #3 | Gubi.sh | 360 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rock | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natsu Hatake - #Boosted & Tired | +3.60 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | Gubi.sh | +1.59 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Marson.exe | +0.51 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | Think | -0.90 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | Rock | -1.35 | 64 | 43 |





